Local douchebag denies publicized douchebaggery, reports the Smoking Gun. Michael Minelli, a club promoter, is suing the writer and publisher of the book Hot Chicks with Douchebags for "unspecified financial damages and legal fees" because of his inclusion in its hallowed pages." Minelli "claims that the inclusion of his photograph in the book has subjected him to 'hatred, contempt, and humiliation' and has resulted in 'friends, acquaintances, coworkers, employees, and strangers alike' calling him a 'douchebag.'" Click on the book cover for a more detailed description of Minelli's specific alleged douchebaggery! [The Smoking Gun]
His popped-collar, spikey-haired presence was so far beyond regular douche, so far beyond uberdouche, he could spontaneously create a new element on the periodic tables—Douche Nine.