Attention D.C. Jezebels: Your monthly excuse to drink too much in the middle of the week and meet people you "know" is occurring tonight starting at 7:00 p.m. at the FAB Lounge (2022 Florida Ave, NW). Fair warning: intolerance and intolerants should be left at home since FAB tends to cater to more of a Sapphic crowd. Want these updates in advance? Join the D.C. Facebook group.