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    Nov 17, 2008 2:30 PM 19,172
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    Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Is The Least Sexy Thing On Earth

    You think you know what sexy is? You have no idea what sexy is. Victoria's Secret will tell you what sexy is! And apparently sexy is...skanky lumberjacks. And skanky gladiators. And skanky Scarlett O'Haras. And skanky...bows. Oh yes, the images from Saturday evening's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show at Miami Beach's Fontainebleau Hotel will leave you speechless. And, unless you're currently sporting a cut-crystal thong, apparently deeply unsexy. The full horror, plus commentary, after the jump!







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    [Images via Getty]


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