Oh noes! Following earlier reports that Megan's Nerd Crush Object Justin Long hooked up with Tila Tequila in Vegas at Halloween, Us Magazine asked Tequila about it. Sadly, rather than denying that it ever occurred, she pulled out the lame line, "What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, and it should just stay there," and said she didn't recall it. We will now recommence pretending it didn't happen. [Us Magazine, NY Post]