British actor/comedian Russell Brand (who has just been nominated for a British Comedy Award) was on Late Show With David Letterman last night, and he talked about his hair, which he'd like to "reach up to the heavens," and his visit to the grave of Jack Kerouac, where he stole and ate a memento. Brand also revealed that people think he is gay, but his unique hair and general appearance have a purpose: To help him sperminate women. Clip above.
Related: Russell Brand And Jonathan Ross Nominated For British Comedy Awards [Guardian]