With the election over and political fodder less forthcoming, Stephen Colbert has decided to weigh in on women's health ("health"?) with commentary on the testosterone patch for post-menopausal women we discussed last week. Colbert wonders why ladies need so many damn fake hormones to begin with and recommends a new drug called Gynomorph, "the hormone that will gradually turn you into a dude." Because unlike women, when men take hormone pills, it doesn't make them crazy, "it just makes them better at baseball." Warning: this drug may cause subcutaneous Funyuns. Clip above.

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