Nothing like a fashion missive from our dear Gwynnie to brighten an otherwise dreary Thursday morn. In this "Get" edition of GOOP Ms. Paltrow promotes open toed shooties, dominatrix-looking gladiator pumps, and tartan plaid ankle boots. These Giuseppe Zanotti shooties will set you back a cool $995, while those Roger Vivier tartans will run you about £800, or $1,180ish. Booking a first class trip to stumpytown with unflattering shoes? Priceless. Seriously people, unless you are very tall and very slim, you will look like ass in boots that cut you at the ankle: real talk. In related news, Sadie just barfed everywhere. Click on Gwyn's face for a peek at that luxury footwear! [GOOP]

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