Amy Winehouse is sad and all, but the British tabloid coverage of her is sorta endlessly entertaining. From The Sun: "Junkie Amy wolfed down some cheese on toast at her door – I bet it was processed cheese, with lots of Es (numbers, that is) as she showed snappers the perm that’s ousted her beehive." We have no idea what that even means but we think we like it! • Shania Twain will make her first public appearance since she split from hubby Mutt Lange at tonight's Country Music Association Awards. Look how far she's come! We knew she'd get there someday. [The Sun, People]

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