Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThe Oprah Store is now online! In a video tour, Oprah explains that since 600 people line up everyday to watch a taping of her show, she always wanted a place where "they could just get a keychain or something." Of course, Oprah being Oprah, things are never that simple. The brick-and-mortar store is 5,500 square feet of items, each approved by Ms. Winfrey. The clothes come in every size from small to 3x. Dressing rooms are in soothing colors with a flattering mirror, "no fat mirrors allowed." There's an entire section devoted to tea. Lots of items, including the gift wrap, are "new grass green," Oprah's fave color. And most everything in the Chicago store can now be found online. Baby bibs, bowls, puppy polos and South African crafts, after the jump.First: Unless your name is Olivia, Ophelia, Obama, Odetta or, of course, Oprah, you may not find it exciting that nearly everything Oprah sells has an O on it. At first it was extremely distracting. Then you get used to it. Onward! Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreFirst stop: O Baby. There are cute sets you could pick up if you're going to a baby shower. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThese bibs are bestsellers, Oprah says. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThese are a lot funnier, don't you think? Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThe critters on this tee aren't just random; they're animals found in South Africa. Oprah has a vision! Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreWhile the puppy polo is cute, it just makes a lot more sense if your dog's name is Oscar, or Oakley. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreWhen the Os make a pattern, like on this leash, they're less Obnoxious. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThe apparel for women consists of lots and lots of workout wear. Three different kinds of yoga pants, all kinds of hoodies and sweatshirts, and almost everything has a tiny embroidered O. Obese? No excuse! Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThere are T-shirts with Oprah phrases on them… Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online Store …Which are either inspirational or rather demanding, depending on your mood. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreOprah has an entire section called "cashmere." This sweater comes in sizes up to XXXL, which almost never happens with cashmere, so that's great. The O logo? Not so great, when the sweater is $120. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreI can't believe I'm saying this, but, I might buy this sweater. It's just so freakin' cute! Cashmere, with rouched sleeves. And look ma, no logo! Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreFor men, Oprah offers Harpo logo tees, which is just not ever going to happen. Catch on, I mean. Never. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreTies seem more likely: You can't even tell there a million tiny Os on each one. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThe "Home Living" section has some really gorgeous items, like these handcrafted beaded glass bowls. They're from Sizwe Umoya, a group of rural Zulu wire-weavers in South Africa. Oprah is soooo on-message. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThese baskets are also handcrafted, but I'm just going to go ahead and say it: Meh. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreI might buy this pillow, Oprah. Okay? Winning me over. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreOprah loves tea, so there are plenty of teapots, trays, dessert plates, cups and mugs to choose from. Still, only the Obamas, O'Connors and Onassises should have O teapots. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThis O tray is pretty damn cute. And the colorful acrylic glasses are perfect for cocktails by the pool. Not that I have a pool. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreOprah says this makeup bag is a top-seller. The logo starts to grow on you after a while. Like fungus. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThese makeup bags are even better: Metallic is chic, and the logo's been reduced to a mere zipper pull. Subtle! Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreLadies and gentlemen, Oprah luggage. For traveling to Ontario, Oman, or, oh, Ohio. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreFor some reason, this piece of luggage seems even worse than the others. At least the previous ones had a sense of humor. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreAn Oprah nOtebook makes sense somehow. Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreOprah notes: Vadgetastic? Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreThe keychain that started it all! Overwhelming & Odd: Shopping Oprah's New Online StoreLast, but not least: The O ornament. Oprah is practically a deity at this point, right? Happy Holidays! The Oprah Store goes online [UPI] The Oprah Store [Official Site]