Best Comment of the Day, in response to The Family That Drinks Together: "And so the last drunk in Liquorville bid them all a goodnight...." You say: "Goodnight drunk. Goodnight derelict uncle Tommy. Goodnight moonshine." • Worst, in response to Lindsay Lohan: Oh No She Didn't: "I don't think that calling a person 'coloured' is an insult or a problem or anything. Why does this mean that she has her head up her ass?" We say: we have a first here at Jezebel: a commenter beamed in directly from 1954! Internet time travel isn't always without its kinks, people.

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