Speaking of toilets, here's a fresh deposit into our email inbox: "Hello. I read your website and wanted to pitch an idea to you to see how you think it would go if put into action. It's a coffee table book of models taking shits. It's art, you see. And we would need the best models money can buy. The tallest, skinniest, cheek-boniest models, as well as the best and worst of toilets. How do you feel about it? —Alex."

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