Say it ain't so, Kristen! There are rumors floating about that Kristen Wiig hooked up with Republican poster boy Joe "The Plumber" Wurzelbacher after SNL on Saturday. The informant said, "Joe finally got some 'quality' alone time with a certain female cast member…. The skinny brunette, I think it was. Kirsten, maybe? Joe’s got good taste: she’s definitely hotter in person." • Leona Lewis says she wants to adopt. "My mum was a social worker and my dad was a youth offender officer, so I know that there are a lot of kids out there that need to be fostered and adopted," the British chanteuse says. • Rob Lowe does not think his kids will be actors. "I think I've squashed any creative juices that might have been flowing in my children all for academic achievement but we'll see," he says. [Politico, People, The Star]

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