In what is perhaps the most unwanted endorsement of all time, Vice President Dick Cheney has announced that he is endorsing Senator John McCain for president. "In three days we'll choose a new steward for the presidency and begin a new chapter in our history," Cheney said. "It's the biggest decision that we make together as Americans. A lot turns on the outcome. I believe the right leader for this moment in history is Senator John McCain." This is great news for the 8 people in America who still believe in or care about anything Dick Cheney has to say. [HuffingtonPost]

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