Two Besties Today 'cause it's Friday! First, in response to Kendra Wilkinson Replaces Hef With Great Pumpkin: "It's good to see that the heartbroken mop from the Swiffer commercials is moving on." We say: he may have moved on, but he's still all wet. • Second, in response to Katherine McPhee: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon: "Crouching Ex-Girlfriend, Slashing Tires." We say: that's the working title for the ninja sequel to My Super Ex-Girlfriend.

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