Best Comment of the Day, in response to Inside The Belly Of The Beast: Pets Eat The Strangest Things: "Hey, my puppy is obsessed with panty crotches, too! Now, I know she's not alone, and I no longer have to live with the shame. Thanks, Dodai!" We say: we're here to help you live life shame-free, just like Dr. Zizmor!Worst, in response to There's A Reason The Name Tucker Rhymes With…: "Now we know where Tucker Carlson spent his severance package (at McDonalds) he got FAT!!" We say: just 'cause he's an ass, doesn't mean it's ok to bodysnark him. There are far, far better things to make fun of him about (*cough, bow tie).

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