From the Dept. of Internet Assholery (only slightly larger than the Dept. of Internet Misinformation, and much less fun than the Dept. of LOLcatz) comes this gem: "Advice 4 Women: How to NOT Get A "Deserved" Raping." See, for a guy, a woman's flirtation "is akin to finding out about a sale at your favorite shopping store [...] wouldn't you be a bit pissed off if, upon the day of the "advertised" sale, you discovered that instead of lowering the prices by half, they actually INCREASED the costs of their goods by double or triple? It would almost make you want to say "screw this" and rob the store to get your promised discount, wouldn't it?" You heard it here first, ladies — sexual assault: just like bargain shopping. [Shakesville]