Thanks to the reader who introduced us to MANswers, a show on Spike that answers trivia questions of interest to men, assuming those "men" are Joe Francis and some particularly repugnant 14-year-old boys. Having already answered the questions, "Can you freeze your farts and smell them later?" and, "Who's easiest, straight girls, bi chicks, or lesbians?" a video posted this month poses the question, "Where can you find babes who are best in the sack?" According to MANswers, the "perfect poon poaching paradise" is a feminist rally!! Two studies found that men report being more sexually satisfied when they are "banging a feminist." Damn it. Now men know that all of our feminist gatherings devolve into the stripping down to bikinis and slapping of asses! [Spike]