Hey! Do you feel like going into an extreme fit of rage? Well you're in luck, because we've got a clip of Elisabeth Hasselbeck introducing Sarah Palin at a rally in Iowa earlier today. Hasselbeck begins by exclaiming how happy she is to talk "for a full five minutes without getting interrupted!" She then goes on to tell the crowd she loves them, and then thanks Palin for giving "a speech about issues important to all women," which included equal pay, ending honor killings, and, oh yeah, "ending policies that sanction abortion of the country's unborn daughters." My head just exploded, so I can't type anymore, but if you're looking for the scariest clip you'll see during this Halloween week, it's after the jump.

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