Consider this while you file for unemployment: Suri Cruise is reportedly getting her own gym with $7,000 worth of gymnastics equipment. • Speaking of outrageous fortune, if you have $28,000 lying around you can rent Steve Martin's pad in St. Barts. For one week. • Erm, Angelina Jolie's great uncle Joseph P. Kamp sounds bonkers. He wrote a 1948 screed entitled "Behind the Lace Curtains of the YWCA: A report on the Extent and Nature of Infiltration by Communist, Socialist, and Other Left Wing Elements, and the Resultant Red Complexion of Propaganda Disseminated In, By, and Through the Young Women's Christian Association." [Star, WSJ, BoingBoing]

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