• We spent way too much time talking about Sarah Palin's sexy secretary garb and how much it cost and/or did not cost. But what we really want to know is how Palin gets her hair so big. Maybe her bouffant is built out of campaign secrets and the souls of unborn babies.
• Maybe all Sarah needs is a good talking to from Tyra and Judge Judy. Then she'd learn to keep her receipts in order!
• She has about as much sense as these crazy cat people. (We kid, we love them.)
• But probably a lot more sense than Elisabeth Hasselbeck, whose t-shirt wearing antics have torn The View asunder.
• Breaking: Goop makes us gassy.

• Maybe that's why these Urban Outfitters moddles look so bummed out: they're suffering from a severe case of soy farts!
• Also a bummer: potential voter suppression.
• Interviewing Sarah Haskings confirmed our suspicions that she is awesome.
• Attention It Girls, it's Friday. So rock out with your grillz out and have a great weekend.

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