This morning Good Morning America featured a shameless promotion for the new movie Tinker Bell (ABC, as you'll remember, is owned by Disney). In Tink's interview with anchor Chris Cuomo, the animated sprite spewed anti-science propaganda, claiming that leaves changing color, fireflies, and rainbows are all the work of fairies. The children in the studio, dumbfounded by explanations for natural phenomena that fly in the face of everything their parents taught them about chlorophyll, bioluminescence, and light refraction, just stared into the cameras aghast. Clip above.

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