The Olsen twins were on Oprah today to talk about being "young moguls" and how they "turned their passions into millions." We were hoping that O would go a little in depth and ask about tabloid rumors, Mary Kate's eating disorder, and what the hell she was doing palling around with Heath Ledger right before he died. Instead, it was one of the most boring interviews in the twentysomething years that Oprah has had her show. I don't know if she just didn't care, or if she was confined to a certain set of questions, but she opened with, "What is it like to be you?" and then later asked, "What time do you wake up and what do you eat for breakfast?" It was kinda like watching The Chris Farley Show. Clip above.

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