The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningYou would think that a party to celebrate the opening of a large box in New York City's Central Park would inspire people to look their best. And yet, the opening night party for the Mobile Art: Chanel Contemporary Art Container by Zaha Hadid, a long-awaited installation, inspired some of the most god-awful duds I've ever seen. Sarah Jessica Parker, Kate Bosworth, Katie Lee Joel, Kim Raver, and, of course, the Kaiser himself, presided over one of the longest "Bad" lists I've ever put together — and it could have been even longer! The jumpsuits, the sneakers, the horror, the horror — after the jump.







The Good: The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningEve looks casually awesome.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningFull disclosure: I've never seen Lipstick Jungle. But I like Kim Raver's LBD.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningI'd forgotten about the Misshapes, the DJs-It People of a few years ago! Leigh Lezark looks elegant and lovely.

The Bad: The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningTo quote Anne Slowey (yes, on the Stylista preview), "She kind of looks like she got dressed...on crack."
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningI know she's the Kaiser's date and all, but I'm really not feeling Kate Bosworth's space-age muffin tin liner.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningDavid Levinthal. Moving on!
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningAgyness Deyn channels young Madonna in a wind tunnel.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningDon't roll your eyes at me, missy! You, Cory Kennedy, are the one in ludicrous shoes!
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park Openingand speaking of poor footwear choices... Gia Coppola.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningI don't understand Genevieve Jones' ensemble. And we fear what we don't understand.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningUnlike Allison Sarofim, I missed the memo about harem-pants jumpsuits/early Halloween.
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningKate Schelter didn't!
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningAnd just when you think we've reached the pants nadir, Victoria Traina!
The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningKatie Lee Joel's dress was apparently made by Molly Ringwald's character in Pretty in Pink.

The Ugly: The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park OpeningWhere to start with Daphne Guinness? Let's pretend it didn't happen instead.

The Horror, The Horror! Shockingly Bad Clothes At Chanel's Central Park Opening

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