Look, obviously the new Seth Rogen vehicle Zack and Miri Make a Porno is going to do well. Which is maybe why the entire cast — Rogen, Elizabeth Banks, and their usual cohorts — totally phoned it in at the premiere at Hollywood's Chinese Theatre. There was all manner of sartorial asshattery, from harem pants to Slutoween getups to frumpy shoes. The few Good, the many Bad — after the jump!

The Good:
Sure, Kristen Ritter's skewing a little Bettie Page, but there are worse things!


Sarah Chalke tends to arouse strong passions, but this little frock is cute, no?


Traci Lords' red dress is pretty glam; why is she so sour?




The Bad:
I dunno, gang. Elizabeth Banks' number is looking awfully mother of the bride to these eyes...


Ali Larter: Oy vey.


Is it just me, or does Katie Morgan's outfit look like a Slutoween Marilyn costume?


Y'know, Jeff Anderson, you can support your candidate without looking like the douchey kid at a bar mitzvah.


If Susie Castillo increased her dress by 40% it might be okay...

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