On today's episode of Judge Judy, a woman was suing her ex-boyfriend for money she lent him for bail and for "going down to Daytona for bike week." As soon as JJ ascertained the guy's situation — he's separated, not divorced, from his wife; doesn't have a job; doesn't pay child support for his four kids; and mooches off of different girlfriends — she decided he was a loser. She tried to remember the "L is for loser" hand symbol that her granddaughter taught her, but she needed some help from Bailiff Byrd. In other news, I learned one more life lesson from JJ while watching this episode: Don't date a man unless his divorce is finalized or the body of his dead wife is six feet under.
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