In extremely quick and surprising news that was reported by The Sun late last night, Madonna and Guy Richie have agreed to a divorce settlement that leaves Richie 60 million pounds richer. Richie, who had been married to Madge since 2000 before the couple split earlier this month, will also receive "the couple’s 1,200-acre country estate and a swanky London pub." Madonna, meanwhile, will retain 300 million dollars of her own, as well as her New York City and Los Angeles homes. [The Sun]

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