Paris Hilton was a guest on Tyra yesterday to promote her reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF. Tyra asked Paris what celebrity she'd be friends with if she could. Paris said that she'd want to be friends with Angelina Jolie, whom she says she never met, because she's "beautiful and does a lot of good things for the world." Tyra agreed with the choice, saying that Angelina is seemed like she'd be a good friend because she'd be good in a fight, and because "if you have lesbian dreams, she's the one that you want to sleep with." Wha!? That sounds less like a friendship and more like a scene out of Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! Clip above.

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