Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmLast night, stars of screens big and small gathered at New York's IFC Center to pretend that Madonna's directorial debut, Filth and Wisdom, might not be awful. Hosted by The Cinema Society and Dolce & Gabbana, the event attracted rubberneckers like Lindsay Lohan, America Ferrera, Jessica Alba, and most of the cast of Gossip Girl. Perhaps in silent tribute to the film, everyone tacitly agreed to look awful. For every bit of tasteful restraint there were were ten instances of inexplicable transparency, baffling fur stoles, and peculiar hair. The Good, the Bad, the Filth, the Wisdom — after the jump!





The Good: Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmAmerica Ferrera has been on a total roll lately.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmJessica Alba is, as ever, depressingly beautiful.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmJuliette Lewis' weird fringed Grecian somehow works on her.

The Bad: Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmIt probably means something terrible for Madonna when instead of finding her look edgy, I just worry that she forgot her slip.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmLiLo is clearly modeling her look on Madonna's. Mermaid Barbie hair? Check. Lack of pants? Check. Can directing be far behind?
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmOkay, Malin Akerman's sexy secretary looks okay until you notice the lace panels on her flanks.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmPaging PETA. Although even if this is faux (pretty sure it is), Maggie Rizer gets a major foul.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmLake Bell's number sounds the death knell for the bandage dress.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmVery confused by the tar tucker on Minnie Mortimer's frock.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmBecki Newton, the Pussycat Dolls called. They want their stylist back.
Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmYeah Taylor Momsen looks okay, but the overnight transformation from wholesome teen to dissipated fashion model is a "Bad."

The Ugly: Definitely Crappy Fashions At Screening Of Madonna's Doubtless Crappy FilmI wish we had a full-frontal view of Hana Soukupova's — wait, no I don't.

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