A new, souped-up version of Tickle Me Elmo was released today (for the bargain price of $65). He was debuted on Good Morning America today to a bunch of little kids, and the kids were way more entertaining than the doll. But some of them weren't interested in Elmo at all, particularly one little girl who couldn't stop taunting the cameras with her twirling tongue. She finally gave up pretending to give a shit at all about the talking doll, and just looked straight into the camera, all catatonic, like she was going to possess our souls. Clip above.

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