Victoria Beckham, Jamie Lynn, M.I.A.: Knocked Up Or Not?
  • "I'm not pregnant, and I'm not trying to get pregnant at the moment." — Victoria Beckham, always quick to keep us informed on the state of her uterus. [People]
  • Not pregnant: Jamie Lynn Spears. [Daily Star]
  • M.I.A.: P.R.E.G.N.A.N.T.! We assume the baby daddy is fiance Ben Brewer, from the band The Exit, to whom she is engaged. Anyway, she performed at the Diesel party in Brooklyn Saturday night with a big ol' baby belly. [Perez Hilton]
  • Angelina Jolie was asked if she would vote for Barack Obama because of his international background. She said: "Obama fights for international justice, he wants to militarily intervene in cases of genocide, and close Guantanamo Bay. These are the things that could move me to vote for him, not his roots." Then she tried to adopt him. [AP]
  • More images from that W photo shoot if Angelina Jolie — including pix of the kids — can be seen here. [ONTD]
  • Louisiana taxpayers funded $27 million of Brad Pitt's $167 million dollar movie The Curious Case of Benjamin Button. [NY Times, Perez Hilton]
  • Star Jones on The View: "Those girls were hateful." [People]
  • Suri Cruise: "Whenever she sees kids, she gets excited and runs up to them and hugs them as if she never gets to see kids her own age. There's not a lot of socialization there." [Page Six]
  • A drag queen threw a condom filled with "a questionable liquid" into the crowd at an NYC club and it hit Leonardo DiCaprio in the face. He laughed. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Jake Gyllenhaal was effing around on the set of Prince Of Persia, threw a prop key in the air, didn't catch it, and it slashed his face. He had a gash under his eye and couldn't see for a few minutes because of the blood. When he came back to work, the makeup department had a tough time covering it up. [Star]
  • Sigourney Weaver and her therapist are both "incensed" about Sarah Palin. [Just Jared]
  • Mark Wahlberg doesn't like the SNL sketch, "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals." He says: "Someone showed it to me on YouTube. It wasn't like Tina Fey doing Sarah Palin, that's for sure. And Saturday Night Live hasn't been funny for a long time. They've asked me to do the show a ton of times. I used to watch it when Eddie Murphy was there and Joe Piscopo and Bill Murray. I don't even know who's on the show now." Say hi to your mother for me! [TMZ]
  • "There's nights in Vegas when I have my Frankie baby with me. That's right, Frank Sinatra is with me. Call me crazy. I'm not afraid to say I have imaginary friends. And Frank is one of them." — Sean "Diddy" Combs. [People]
  • Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony renewed their vows at Caesars Palace in Las Vegas at 3:15 a.m. Sunday morning. New York Mets outfielder Carlos Beltran and his wife Jessica went first; then Marc and Jen. Romantic? [ET, People]
  • Lindsay Lohan is gonna be Sarah Palin for Halloween. Scary! [Perez Hilton]
  • Samantha Ronson was threatened by a lawyer she is suing — threatened with bad publicity. Apparently she wanted to file a suit against Perez Hilton and the lawyer sent her a draft of the suit with a message that read, "Please don't force me to do it... The blogs will pick it up." [TMZ]
  • Lest you were worried, Peaches Geldof and Max Drummey are still together, still married. [The Sun]
  • Blind items! 1. "Which billionaire tycoon is going to wed a much younger woman who's never been married before? She's been after the old codger since his wife of decades died." 2. "Which rock superstar has been having an affair with his young blond personal assistant? His longtime wife might suspect the worst because they've been squabbling plenty lately." [Page Six]
  • Jessica Simpson says if you heard that she and Tony Romo went to some fancy store to buy a ring, it's so not true. "Tony and I have not gone to Neiman Marcus — somebody said we bought a ring there. I couldn't drag Tony in to Neiman Marcus if I tried." [ET]
  • Hugh Jackman's 40th birthday party featured a film with video messages from stars like Oprah, Barbra Streisand, Woody Allen and John Travolta. [News.com.au]
  • Jamie Hince and Kate Moss officially back on. [Mirror]
  • Some dude went crazy and yelled "I'll stab you" at Spice Girl Mel B and her husband and baby at Heathrow airport. A paparazzo (!) told the guy to leave Mel and her fam alone, so the dude punched the photog. [TMZ]
  • Stalker alert: Daniel Craig has a new £4million apartment in London. [Daily Mail]
  • What's this? Daniel Craig thinks he'd be a better Bond if he were from the US? "Sometimes I wonder if it would be easier if I was American, because I am deeply English. I am always trying to self-mock. I am trying to put it down or to laugh it off but you have got to be careful because false humility is not a great trait." [Mirror]
  • Video of Ryan Gosling walking his dog is half cute, half terrible, since he's clearly being stalked against his will by an idiot. [TMZ]
  • Here's a headline for you: ‘Mad Men’: Is Jon Hamm up to the challenge of Don Draper? [LA Times]
  • Christina Applegate kept her cancer diagnosis a secret from almost everyone working on her TV show for weeks. [Reuters]
  • Hmm, why were Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher at the admissions office of Harvard? Oh yeah, there is another daughter besides Rumer. There's Scout! (And there's Tallulah, too.) [Perez Hilton]
  • Jason Priestley is psyched to direct an episode of 90210. But! He won't be coming back as Brandon Walsh, sigh. [People]
  • Boy George to Amy Winehouse and George Michael: "I know what it's like to be clacking, sweaty and chaotic and to have no clarity." [People]
  • Speaking of Boy George, he canceled a gig at a 2,200-seat venue after only 89 tickets sold. Do you really want to hurt me? Do you really want to make me cry? [Mirror]
  • Speaking of which, George Michael was supposed to receive the Outstanding Contribution to Music prize at the Brit awards next year, but he's been dropped from the award show after being busted with drugs. [Mirror]
  • Christie Brinkley reportedly begged her ex Peter Cook not to take their kids on a single-engine airplane flight this weekend — but her former hubby reportedly went behind her back and flew them anyway. Jackass. [Extra]
  • Cloris Leachman will be the grand marshal for the 120th Tournament of Roses on January 1st in Pasadena. She says she's thrilled to be heading a parade that's "older than I am." [USA Today]
  • Daniel Radcliffe missed his grandmother's funeral to appear on stage in Equus, because that's what she would have wanted. [Mirror]
  • Cyndi Lauper's sister is a lesbian but that;s not the only reason Cyndi workes for LGBT rights awareness: "It's always wrong to discriminate. I grew up in the civil rights movement. It was wrong then, and it is wrong now." [CNN]
  • Ivana Trump's 35-year-old husband has no job, so he's gonna be a contestant on an Italian reality show called La Isla de los Famosos. [Page Six]
  • Matthew McConaughey's new website is like, totally awesome. Not. [Best Week Ever]
  • Meat Loaf hospitalized. [Yahoo News]
  • A profile of Sarah Silverman in the Guardian begins: "The character that Sarah Silverman plays on stage and television - also called Sarah Silverman - is girlish, sincere and eager to please, but also narcissistic, bigoted and, in Silverman's words, 'kind of an asshole.'" [Guardian]
  • Beastie Boy Adam Yauch has made a documentary about basketball in Harlem. [Guardian]
  • "Airhead heiress Paris Hilton refuses to get off plane until her make-up is done." [Mirrror]
  • No one is listening to Howard Stern on satellite radio. [LA Times]
  • Pete Doherty's latest YouTube video is a druggy mess. Also, his songwriting partner was caught with crack last night. [Mirror, YouTube, Perez Hilton]
  • Milan Kundera reported a spy to the secret police when he was a student in 1950. [Times of London]
  • Debra Winger talks about her absence from Hollywood and return, in Rachel Getting Married. [CBS News]
  • Larry Hagman is excited about the 30th reunion of Dallas. because, you know, what else is he doing? Oh, he's an avocado farmer. Right. [AP]
  • Lars Ulrich is selling a Jean-Michel Basquiat painting from his art collection that could set a new auction record for Basquiat. [Crain's]
  • Jon Bon Jovi's being sued for $400 billion, BILLION over stolen song lyrics. [TMZ]
  • "I never realized my hair was such a big deal." — Michael Bolton. [Mirror]
  • "This is a serious message to everybody watching my update. Peace and love. Peace and love. I want I want to tell you after the 20th of October please do not send fan mail to any address you have. Nothing will be signed after the 20th of October. If that is the date on the envelope, it's gonna be tossed. I'm warning you with peace and love I have too much to do. So no more fan mail. Thank you, thank you. And no objects to be signed. Nothing. Anyway, peace and love, peace and love." — Ringo Starr. [Mirror]
  • "I would have loved to have been a villain, they had wonderful speeches like, 'The end of the world is about to come.' Bond just listens but doesn't really get to say anything." — Roger Moore. [Mirror]
  • "I've phoned my dad and told him not to expect me home. I want to live here. I've already fallen in love with 20 guys since I've been here. The accents sound so intelligent and I love the way the guys are so classy and wear trenchcoats." — Miley Cyrus, who is in the UK. [The Sun]
  • "Jennifer Lopez manages her career like the head of a big corporation, whereas the only thing I care about is becoming the best actress possible." — Eva Mendes. [Perez Hilton]
  • "I'm not gay. And to prove it, Im giving away Madonna tickets." — Ryan Seacrest. [Perez Hilton]
  • "I'm not gay so I guess I wouldn't try a relationship with a woman... I didn't say I haven't experimented but I love men too much to make it a permanent thing." — Pink. [Daily Express]