Gold-tone pocket watch, $325. S Our version: your cell phone. It already has a clock on it, so just stick it in your pocket for a convenienty take on Lucky's fashiony, gleamy idea.
Bobbi Brown lip crayon, $22. S Our version: real crayons. Why stop with plum when you can have burnt sienna and cerulean too? A 64-pack is only $5.99, and they're nontoxic, so you can smear them all over your mouth.
Embellished heels, $150-375. S Our version: draw on your Chuck Taylors, like in sixth grade. For that "metallic" look, use glitter pens.
Diamond "Chiodo" ring by Gucci, $6,990. Our version: tie a string around your finger. It's a ring, and it's a vague reminder of something or other you have to do.
Isomers anti-redness serum, with cactus, $30. Our version: just rub your face on a cactus. It won't get rid of the redness, but it will sure distract you.
70s-style saddlebag, $480. Our version: your own saddlebags. Lucky's version stores lip crayons and expensive watches — ours store energy for the lean months ahead. We recommend lots of Ellio's Pizza to insulate your body and soul against the cold, cold world. Lucky Magazine [Official Site]