Pissed-Off PETA Gives Giorgio Armani A Pinocchio Nose
  • PETA apparently can't get over Armani's betrayal. Their latest devastating riposte? They've made these posters of Giorgio with a Pinocchio nose. [Towelroad]
  • And in case that was over your head, that's "the puppet whose nose would grow when he told lies." [UPI]
  • They should be happy with Henri Bendel; the department store's no longer carrying fur! [Nylon]
  • Karl Lagerfeld cares about animals, too. Or at least that freaky teddy bear. “I was instantly seduced by the idea. I very much like animals. Above all when they are stuffed with cotton or plastic!” [Fashion Week Daily]
  • Sean Connery looks super silver-foxy in his new LV ads. [Telegraph]
  • The honeymoon's over: Narciso Rodriguez and Liz Claiborne officially part ways. [WWD]
  • The "antiques buyer" from Anthropologie's getting his own show. Which is, I'm sure, very exciting for those of you who watch the Sundance Channel. [Fashionista]
  • And if that sounds fun, you might be fascinated by the knowledge John Galliano's going to be speaking at some gala next month. [WWD]
  • Avon forced to yank ads that claim its creams stop aging or something completely reasonable. [Daily Mail]
  • Apparently in the current economic climate, women "plan" to spend less. Mice, men etc. [Reuters]
  • Charlotte Ronson's doing a line for J.C. Penney. This in addition to, at last count, her eponymous line, her stuff for Urban, the collaboration with Shoshanna, and, you know, being a socialite. [WWD]
  • Old Navy finally chooses an ad agency. We hope they'll make them bizarre again — I miss Carrie Donovan. [BrandWeek]
  • Thanks to a new backer, Rochas pulls (another) Lazarus. [WWD]
  • Marco Zanini may design for them. [ElleUK]
  • The Pussycat Dolls are looking for a wardrobe assistant. Those with vinyl allergies need not apply. [The Sun]
  • Nina Garcia's neuroses: "I wasn’t nervous about being in front of the camera, but I was nervous about seeing myself on camera. My husband makes me watch the show. I cringe the whole time." [Babble]
  • Everybody's used to "Orgasm' blush. So Nars ups the ante: Super Orgasm Blush! Take That! [Nylon]