Padres Contra El Cancer's 8th Annual 'El Sueno De Esperanza' at the Hollywood & Highland Center Grand Ballroom brought out a lot of big names — Eva Longoria-Parker, Daisy Fuentes, George Lopez, to say nothing of Tara Reid — and a lot of really bad clothes. This was obviously for a good cause, but I must say, had I been there, I would have found the clothes a serious distraction from the philanthropy. There were definitely some highlights — both Eva and Daisy looked pretty great — but the "bads" were the real story last night. Tight, short, shiny, lacy and low — you get it all, kids! The Good, the Bad, the Ugly, after the jump.

The Good:
I'm normally pretty tough on Eva L-P, but I think she's looking smokin' lately.


Jennifer Morrison's is not the best iteration we've ever seen, but this retro look (we're refusing to buy into the lame "blirt" a few souls are attempting) is still a better trend than many.


Daisy Fuentes is one of the few who could pull off this much dress and pattern.


I love how confident Constance Marie looks in her LBD.




The Bad:
Cristina Perez obviously doesn't listen to Nina Garcia.


Candace Fisher's cleavage is mesmerizing... but not in a good way.


Tara Reid has worn far worse, and is looking pretty wholesome, but unfortunatel,y large portions of this are see-through.


Maria Conchita Alonso obviously feels good in her outfit, which theoretically, is half the battle...




The Ugly:
It's always fascinating when garments like Ana de la Reguera's manage to be both revealing and frumpy.

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