Are you stressed out about work, relationships, or money? Glamour editors think you are — according to their Department of Specious Statistics, "young women today are actually as frazzled as the average psychiatric patient was in the 1950s." Luckily Glamour offers help — like a handy chart that shows how close you are to exploding. Or a list of health tips that tells you to banish your teddy bear from your bedroom — that fuzzy little guy is nothing but a "dust mite breeding ground." If all this doesn't have you crawling back to bed, check out our take on November Glamour's other offerings, after the jump.