This Week We Were Drunk On Spinsters And Veeps
  • Happy New Year, little Jewzebels. It's starting off pretty rocky, but we guided you through the rough shoals of the VP debates with a steady hand and a drunken heart.
  • This Palin supporter sounded like she was drunk with her garbled endorsement of the moosetest with the mostest.
  • Times are tough for this country, and for weepy Prodge Run contestants.
  • You know who always has a stiff upper lip and a lot of fun? "Spinsters."
  • Thankfully we can reminisce fondly about the days before we knew what a mortgage was. Check out the Jezebel school pictures and remember this: the older they are, the cuter they ain't.
  • You know what else ain't cute? Elisabeth Hasselbeck when she gets all yelly.
  • Even less cute: a mother and son who do it. That's like, the inverse of cute. That's etuc.
  • You know, some people think Michael Cera and his Earnest Fumbling Manchildren are pretty adorable, but we beg to differ.
  • We might be irked by EFMs, but they're still more enlightened than what ladies had to put up with in the days of Joan Holloway.
  • But you know, it's Friday, and guess what? WEEKEND JEZEBEL is here! So kick back, relax, and enjoy the new content.