A six-minute film created by Tod's and starring populist hero Gwyneth Paltrow hit the net today, and it's completely bonkers. This is not surprising, as "Pashmy Dream" is directed by noted 70s cokehead nutbag turned Republican Dennis Hopper. In the film, Gwynnie is being interviewed by a hot Italian journalist. She gets spooked by paparazzi and runs off, leaving her $2,340 Pashmy bag behind. The hot journalist finds Gwyneth at a party later, and in the clip above, Gwyneth, clad in a tight white dress, is dancing with all manners of circus performers for no apparent reason. Spoiler alert! She gets her Pashmy back at the end.

Fab Flash: Gwyneth Paltrow's "Pashmy Dream" [Fab Sugar]

Earlier: Gwyneth Paltrow's New Website: Let Them Eat Macrobiotic Rice!

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