Yesterday a Florida man who was denied sex by his girlfriend responded by shooting himself in the arm twice, threatening her, and passing out on the kitchen floor. Jonathon Guabello, 29, had been fighting with his galpal of five months at a local bar earlier in the evening. Guabello, who appeared to be under the influence of Xanax and alcohol, wanted to have sex when the two returned to their apartment but she refused and left the room. A few minutes later, she heard two gunshots. Guabello has been charged with firing a weapon in an occupied dwelling and domestic assault threat to do violence. [The Smoking Gun]