Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyThere are certain cliches we all need to cling to for our own sanity. One of these is legendary French chic. So imagine my shock then when I got a look at the images from last night's party for legendary lensman Patrick Demarchelier and discovered a cache of French fashionistas looking, quite frankly, comme ass. And it wasn't just les Francaises: Milla Jovovich? Oh dear. Naomi Campbell? No. Lenny Kravitz? Don't ask. As I find myself saying more and more often in these troubled times, thank the good Lord for Dita Von Teese. Les bonnes, les mauvaises, les affroyantes, apres le jump!


The Good Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyWho knew I could be so glad to see a miniature top hat? Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartySure. Nothing wrong with a basic ensemble like Estelle Lefebure's. Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyModel Jessica Stam is young, lovely enough to totally rock this.
The Bad: Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartySo many ugly things in Frederique Bel's outfit, so little time. Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyHey, don't ask me. I have no insight into the inner workings of Naomi Campbell's mind. Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyI don't like to toss around the term "Nazi ringmaster in a David Lynch film," but if the shoe fits...sorry, Chantal Thomas. Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyLook. We all know we could dispense with pants if we wanted. That doesn't mean it's advisable. Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyAnd we thought Katie Holmes had defined the denim nadir! Meet Elodie Bouchez . Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier PartyA 15-year-old punk and a 15-year-old dandy are in a fight to the death. The battleground: the hide of Lenny Kravitz.

Paris Is Burning: Shockingly Awful Fashions At Patrick Demarchelier Party

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