We had a surprise double elimination on last night's episode of Top Model. Frankly, I wasn't sad or surprised to see Isis go. I know there's a human interest element in her, but can you really be a professional model if you can't strip down in front of people? Or wear swimsuits? And forget about her genitalia for a moment — the girl was only 5'7. What really sucked is that Hannah (the girl from Alaska who constantly talks about being from Alaska) went home before the photo shoot. Her blandness added so much spice to the show. And she pronounces "yesterday" like Liza Minelli. Clip above.

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