If you happen to be in San Francisco this weekend, you may want to check out Arse Elektronika, a three-day conference on sex, science fiction, and technology. Annalee Newitz, of our sister site io9, will kick things off tonight with a no doubt Glamour-worthy list of "the dos and don'ts of sci-fi sex." Other highlights include a licking machine with a silicone tongue and a panel on homoerotic fanfic. If you can't make it out to the Bay Area, at least head over to The Kirk/Spock Fanfiction Archive for some hot man-on-Vulcan action. [Wired]