How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!Graydon Carter's bete noire, the adaptation of Toby Young's How to Lose Friends and Alienate People (a thinly veiled account of the author's misadventures at a Vanity Fair-like glossy) is here. Or, anyway, in London, where it premiered last night at The Empire Leicester Square. I'll just put it out there: the clothes were not good. Gillian Anderson continued her maternity-fueled winning streak, Martin Freeman and date looked cute, and there was just enough British eccentricity to keep things afloat — but barely. Some frump, some dowd, some tack and a heaping helping of Fug, after the jump!



The Good: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!Gillian Anderson is one of those women who magically looks 100x better-dressed when pregnant! This is a little — first time this week! — "Ascotte Gavotte," but very pretty. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!Hey, beggars can't be choosers, okay? This was not a good night for fashion, so Margo Stilley's "acceptable" gets automatically bumped. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!Yes, I love Martin "Tim Canterbury" Freeman, but I genuinely think he and his 40s-inflected date look cute. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!Awesome. No, seriously, even had Miriam Margolyes not appeared in both the Cold Comfort Farm movie and that BBC A Little Princess from the 80s that's probably the best miniseries ever made ever, she would get points here.
The Bad: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!If one must sport a sack like Connie Huq, popular wisdom holds that a dainty shoe is the only possible palliative. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!We can deny it no longer. Barbie fashion, a la Isabella Calthorpe's neon leopard, is clearly the look for fall. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!Hannah Waddingham's pleat-a-palooza is further damning evidence. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!I found Anna Popplewell very adorable in the Narnia movies, but frumpy and Minnie are a case of two wrongs. And we all know what that doesn't make. How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!ElectroVamp are double trouble!
The Ugly: How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!I, too, admire Sandra Day O'Connor. Unlike Edith Bowman, I don't feel the need to shorten her old Supreme Court robes into a minidress and pair it with lace tights and tap shoes.

How To Lose Friends And Alienate People? Dress Like They Did At The Film's Premiere!

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