Just Patchy US Magazine's quiz "Guess the Celeb Cabbage Patch Doll! " is complete bullshit. Because all Cabbage Patch dolls essentially look like fetal pigs, the dolls have been tricked out with all kinds of super-obvious props and set-pieces to make the "resemblances" clear. The Bush doll is wearing a friggin' Bush button! Okay, maybe we got Nick Lachey wrong. But only because his inclusion is baffling. Well played, sirs.[US ]