We never heard of 2: The Magazine For Couples before, but Rebecca Stevenson wrote a funny piece called "How To Have Sex In Public Places." For instance: a ferris wheel, an elevator, a pool or Ikea, which has a 10/10 risk factor. Instructions: "Go to the kitchen cabinet display. Open two cupboards to obstruct everything from the waist down. Maintain the facial composure of shoppers who are seriously contemplating faucets." Dress code: "A long skirt and a trench coat." Dirty talk: "Tab A in Slot B and then screw." Stevenson even provides an excuse if you're busted: "Just pretend you’re Swedish. String together a jumble of product names that sound like a sentence ('Malm sova agen svenning!'), then make a beeline for the cafeteria." [2 Magazine]

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