Have you seen the cover artwork for Britney Spears' single, "Womanizer"? "Artwork" is an interesting word. These images do not seem to be based in reality at all. Britney's body has been stretched and manipulated to comic-book ridiculousness. Her legs are miles long; her ankles are bone-snappingly thin. Her hair seems to have been drawn on; her waist whittled. Even her wrists are out of a Salvador Dalí painting: Surreal. The more you look at these images, the more you will marvel at the sheer preposterousness. (Click to enlarge and see additional pictures.) [The Sun]

The left wrist, the left knee, the right ankle! Bizarre!

Illustrated Britney on the left; un-Photoshopped Britney on the right.

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