- Aye, we told you how not t' get int' our pants. Aye, me parrot concurs.
- Ahoy, Project Runway contestant Joe's Dress: Becky Home Ecky!
- Aye, we started a culture war with Fox News' Ste'e Doocy. A pence for an old man o'de sea?
- Aye, Doocy is probably just mad that McCain and Palin have terrible policies for women and he's takin' it out on us, argh!
- Aye, McCain must think we're as dumb as McDonald's thinks we are.
- Aye, once upon a time in a land called New Jersey, Rachel Zoe was a blushin' bride.
- Ahoy, was that before, or after she started eatin' babies?
- Arrr, but tis' Friday, argh! Drink as much grog as possible and rock out on your peg leg. You deser'e it.