Best Comment of the Day, in response to "The Road To 'Happily Ever After' Starts With Me": Disney's Princess Half Marathon: "In other news, the seven dwarfs have been working out and are officially changing their names to Awake, Doctor Feel Good, Really Happy, Smart, Assertive, Clear headed, and I-will-kick-your-ass-if-you-fuck with-me, who was formerly known as 'Grumpy.'" We say: don't forget Endorphy, the dwarfs' high-energy dolphin mascot! • Worst, in response to Allegra Versace Is Unimpressed With Kate Moss' Mop: "They should both be in rehab for very different reasons. how glam!" We say: anorexia jokes = not funny.

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