Interviewer Lucy Kaylin doesn't really get all that much out of Lindsay Lohan in this month's Marie Claire (surprise!), but she sure does love to watch LiLo smoke. Lindsay puts her cigarette out in a cup of brown liquid. She flicks her ash into a baked potato. At one point Kaylin even likens Lindsay's fingers to cigarettes. Possibly our intrepid MC operative recently quit smoking? Luckily she resisted the urge to light up Lohan's thumb long enough to get her take on the nickname LiLo: "Whatever — it's fine. I know my real name." More on Linds, beginner Botox, skydiving couples, and Nina Garcia, as we rewrite Marie Claire's headlines after the jump.