Yet again, Dan Savage grates on my nerves for being of two minds but only one kind of asshole when it comes to men, women and kinks. In his column this week, his first questioner (a woman) asks if it's possible for a man to cram his nutsack into her vagina for sexual pleasure and Savage calls her unnecessarily prudish for being a little shocked that the guy asked the question during a make-out session. But when a dude writes in about a drunken, semi-public one-night stand with a woman whose bowels went (intentionally or otherwise) a little loose during anal and didn't apologize, Dan Savage calls her a "tramp" and suggests the dude lose her number for having a "major malfunction." Um, double standards much? [Village Voice]