SOur story begins in Ancient Rome. Or the place where they built Barack Obama's DNC speech set.
SOur heroine sits, contemplating her perfectly Botoxed face in a mirror whilst keeping a firm grip on her Prada purse. Her "Shadow" lurks in the background, as the help is supposed to do.
S"Did I overdo it with the injectables?" she wonders.
SFed up with the self-absorption disguised as self-reflection, The Shadow flees.
SThe Shadow wanders the streets of the deserted city. Not a soul to be found. Damn stock market crash.
SThe Shadow comes upon a young child near an aquarium. As with all little girls in movies, this child may or may not be Dakota Fanning.
SSomehow, The Shadow ends up in the water. Friggin kids.
SThen the shadow turns into a child.
SOr does she? It is but a reflection in a well-appointed dressing room.
SAh, here is The Shadow. Veiled. Did someone die? Is The Shadow mourning the death of childhood?
SThe Shadow ditches her flowers and leaves the church.
SOut in the courtyard, The Shadow meets a rawther large compass. They dance.
SBack at the manse, the Lady of the house has yet to notice something is awry. Note that (DUM DUM DUM!) her Prada bag is missing.
SThe Shadow returns from her adventures; The Lady embraces her.
SThe Shadow returns to her seat in the back. The Lady's purse has magically reappeared. All is at it was in the beginning. All's well that ends well.
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