The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSBack in February, Prada debuted Trembled Blossoms, an animated film that used creepy psychedelic imagery to push purses on hopelessly hypnotized fashionistas. Get ready to trip again: Prada has a new movie, Fallen Shadows, which features music by Antony & The Johnsons and makes little sense. Thank goodness we're here to do a (sorta) frame-by frame dissection. A breakdown of the stills from the film begins after the jump.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSOur story begins in Ancient Rome. Or the place where they built Barack Obama's DNC speech set.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSOur heroine sits, contemplating her perfectly Botoxed face in a mirror whilst keeping a firm grip on her Prada purse. Her "Shadow" lurks in the background, as the help is supposed to do.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersS"Did I overdo it with the injectables?" she wonders.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSFed up with the self-absorption disguised as self-reflection, The Shadow flees.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSThe Shadow wanders the streets of the deserted city. Not a soul to be found. Damn stock market crash.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSThe Shadow comes upon a young child near an aquarium. As with all little girls in movies, this child may or may not be Dakota Fanning.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSSomehow, The Shadow ends up in the water. Friggin kids.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSThen the shadow turns into a child.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSOr does she? It is but a reflection in a well-appointed dressing room.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSAh, here is The Shadow. Veiled. Did someone die? Is The Shadow mourning the death of childhood?
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSThe Shadow ditches her flowers and leaves the church.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSOut in the courtyard, The Shadow meets a rawther large compass. They dance.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSBack at the manse, the Lady of the house has yet to notice something is awry. Note that (DUM DUM DUM!) her Prada bag is missing.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSThe Shadow returns from her adventures; The Lady embraces her.
The New Prada Movie Stars Very Shady CharactersSThe Shadow returns to her seat in the back. The Lady's purse has magically reappeared. All is at it was in the beginning. All's well that ends well.
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